Car Accident Script

Just for Fun…

<?php

// Car Accident Script
require 'people.function.php';

if(is_fat() || is_ugly() || is_nobody())
{
	$jail = TRUE;
	$pers_mode = 'continuous';
	$police_mode = 'unstoppable';
}
else if (is_handsome() || is_clever() || is_nobody())
{
	$jail = TRUE;
	$pers_mode = 'forgiving';
	$police_mode = $pers_mode;
}
else if (is_fat() || is_ugly() || is_somebody())
{
	$jail = FALSE;
	$pers_mode = 'relentless';
	$police_mode = 'silent';
}
else // everyone else
{
	$jail = TRUE;
	$pers_mode = 'prey';
	$police_mode = 'greedy';
}

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